View Full Version : What Birds are fit . . . .
Your wrong JLo is fit...
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ad_rewind
05-11-2002, 01:48 PM
The track itself aint really my kinda thing; and like Platinum, I wasn't keen on the "dj sol back to back ..." bit in the intro...
But otherwise, to me, (i.e. someone who knows f*ck-all about production) the track does have a really well produced and polished sound.
It's easy to see how you n Xample are getting out there on Mix n Blen; since you both obviously have a lot of talent there.
Oh Yeah ... This J-Lo bird is a real minger ...
http://www.fhm.com/img/girls/jenniferlopez2/large/10.jpg
Fuck me Platinum! Put your glasses on!
Sonia is well uglier than Bianca
Pig ugly munter
Buffy is well fit
woody
06-11-2002, 10:30 AM
j-lo aint fit at all...she's got a massive arse
elize du toit, now SHE is fit
Sonia out of eastenders has got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Frisk
06-11-2002, 02:18 PM
she looks more like Nicholas Lyndhurst chewing a bullddog chewing a wasp !
What a thought... quality
woody
06-11-2002, 03:03 PM
fittest bird in eastenders = lucy speed
she plays fat barrys sexy little wife...:csaw: (sorry, but there was no shag smilie)
Nuff Said . . . . .
http://www.nwdnb.co.uk/images/kim_smith.jpg
She'll catch a death wearing nothing like that..
Djxample
06-11-2002, 03:22 PM
Very nice:D :mygod:
mmmmmmmmm.............
http://www.mingers.com/photos/week_history/mingerweek003.jpg
woody
06-11-2002, 03:31 PM
who's kim smith? she's well fit :eek:
Lisa Riley never was a very pretty girl...
http://www.infocusphotos.com/gallery/Asst/images/1Female%20Elephant%20Seal.JPG
ad_rewind
06-11-2002, 06:43 PM
heh heh there's so much tasty totty in the world; this thread could go on for a loooong time ...
woody
06-11-2002, 07:29 PM
gillian anderson has got the secretary/teacher sort of thing goin on...:slayer:
can't forget jayne middlemiss...:hatpimp:
Simon dB
06-11-2002, 09:27 PM
What about Beverley Whats-her-name, not the ex-corrie hound , the Beverley Nice-Tits'n'Ass that does a bit of work on Formula 1.
Samantha Mumba's fit as fuck, and any bird who appears in either
a) Agent Provocateur Catalogue
b) Vistoria's Secret Catalogue
c) La Senza
Phwooooar!!!!!!
:slayer: :thumbs: :darkside: :thumbs: :slayer:
Simon dB
06-11-2002, 09:38 PM
Beverley Turner, thats the honey!!!!
:slayer: :thumbs: :mashed: :thumbs: :slayer:
woody
06-11-2002, 09:57 PM
anthea turners sister innit...actually, anthea turner would get it :slayer:
Bumfat
07-11-2002, 08:12 AM
lol@the Bitch from Brampton!
woody
07-11-2002, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Amos_Keato
[BYou can have a photo tho - if you wanna see what I've had.......and you haven't !!! Fnarrrr Ha Hfnaaaaaarr ! [/B]
:finger: you twat
cats though???
i fuckin HATE cats...:csaw: :burn:
Has anyone seen that Christina Agulieraduhfisd (or however the fuck you spell it) video? Hello...
I think I might start stalking Britney, though....
:mask: :hmm:
ad_rewind
07-11-2002, 02:07 PM
Think it's safe to say that if I could, or had to, spend a day transmogrified into an item of women's clothing; it'd be as Britney's g-string :p
woody
07-11-2002, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Amos_Keato
@ Woody....I hate cats too - she got a new kitten whilst I was there and was wondering what to call it...
"Hmmmm Jodie......Sophie ?"
Out of spite, I said "Call it Cujo"........and she did !
To this day she calls her cat Cujo !
(snigger)
Told yez she's backward.
that's class...
my mates got a cat called graham. because its grey...:slayer:
and my other mate had about 10 at once cos they all had kittens, then one went to sleep in the laundry basket and got literally "rinsed out" in the washer...
it was brown bread of course, which is sad, but still quite funny...if you hate cats.
anyone seen the kylie - agent provocateur advert?
deary me!!!
if u got soulseek i'll be in the DAZE room if you want it ;)
i think the standard of women oop north are better than down south - when their not stuck and fit, they're hairy goths who want you to administer the liquid nitrogen where i lived before i moved up here. They literally have beards.
Despite the rain, the dnb lite experience and the fact i end up in places by myself...
I like Preston.
At Omnikut! alrite Rob its Affray, I'm logged in on Poi's computer and can't be arsed loggin in as meself, J-Lo is always gonna rock my world..........end of. But beside all this bird shit, whats this Wax Tactics? I assume thats the name of the little soiree plan you have?? If so...damn good name!
Simon dB
10-11-2002, 11:17 AM
Yeah man, I've seen it. And OH......MY....GOD, how much would I love to be that bucking (and writhing) bronco sandwiched firmly betweeen her lithe thighs in those sussies. Off to the bog for me then.
:slayer: :thumbs: :D :thumbs: :slayer:
Vivid
24-05-2005, 05:35 PM
Can i bring back threads from years ago??
Vivid
24-05-2005, 05:35 PM
No way!! :slayer: :slayer: :slayer:
Mr Bugg Spynal
24-05-2005, 06:00 PM
haha! Halle Berry is well fit! just to get this going again! and JLO is not fit!! :agree:
MACC LAD
24-05-2005, 06:27 PM
Holly valance
:bed:
Kojak
24-05-2005, 08:23 PM
J Lo is fucking fit. She would get hit from the back. Her ass is fookin norty. You could hit that proper so the titties slap. Mmmmm. Yeah baby. You like that?
Hmm. I'm not being funny like but my missus is WELL fit. :drewl:
:agree:
PaulG
24-05-2005, 10:19 PM
Yo' Momma!
sub-low
24-05-2005, 10:41 PM
that Kylie ad is the bees knees!!! believe me!!
Isotope
24-05-2005, 11:14 PM
http://fvs.fw.hu/celebsinlatex/celebs/Jo_Guest/001.jpg
Isotope
24-05-2005, 11:16 PM
in her rookie years.
http://home.freeuk.net/paulsmiffy/images/misc/sxxxx8.jpg
dugy b
25-05-2005, 03:33 AM
reon kadena :drewl:
Simon dB
25-05-2005, 06:59 AM
I've got wood.
yomama
25-05-2005, 09:45 AM
Yo' Momma!
cheers mate........ oh i feel so embarrassed :agree:
woody
27-05-2005, 05:40 PM
Old skool thread action insiiide, shame Amos deleted all his posts really eh?
kopius
31-05-2005, 01:03 PM
yeah, what happened to Amos? He was a good DJ, liked his style.
fergie out of black eyed peas is well fit, I love a bird with a dirty porn face.
Simon dB
31-05-2005, 01:10 PM
I love a bird with a dirty porn face.
You mean a bird with a dried dirty Sanchez moustache and crusty cum on her cheek and forehead?
kopius
31-05-2005, 01:12 PM
You haven't been hacking into my documents again have you Si?
kopius
31-05-2005, 01:14 PM
Nipple!!!
Simon dB
31-05-2005, 01:14 PM
Well, y'know, amateur hacking n'all that :emb:
yomama
31-05-2005, 02:45 PM
fergie out of black eyed peas is well fit, I love a bird with a dirty porn face.
check her out 5 years ago tho, bit different....
LOKKO
31-05-2005, 02:54 PM
:hmm: whats goin on with her eyes? there on the side of her head nearly? she looks like a geri haliwell whos bin in a car crash on that pik aswell!(the bitch from black eyed peas)
Mr Bugg Spynal
31-05-2005, 03:03 PM
she does look a tad rare!
kopius
31-05-2005, 03:52 PM
fuckin hell yeah, that pic of her on the left looks like the blonde one out of charlies angels and the pic on the right looks like the fuckin Joker off Batman, still spunk on her face tho'.
@Lokko, quality bird that mate, exotic kebab at its best.
DJ Dime
31-05-2005, 04:07 PM
i like pussy
yomama
31-05-2005, 04:39 PM
i like pussy
every man does, its whether you get any that counts :rolleyes: :agree:
DJ Dime
31-05-2005, 04:54 PM
every man does, its whether you get any that counts :rolleyes: :agree:
Judging by the dodgy smell coming from my bellend, i think i get TOO much :lol:
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
woody
31-05-2005, 06:31 PM
that black eyed peas woman is rough
Mr Bugg Spynal
31-05-2005, 10:48 PM
the more i look at her the more i don't like her! i'd still Boff in her eye but its would have to be an abusive one night stand and nothing else!
this is my woman!! http://home.datacomm.ch/m.kramer/Bilder/celebrities/pamela/pam01.jpg
SiHarvey
31-05-2005, 10:56 PM
You mean a bird with a dried dirty Sanchez moustache and crusty cum on her cheek and forehead?
Hahahaha.....
Fuckin nearly fell off me chair when I read that...
whizz
31-05-2005, 10:59 PM
you guys don't have taste ;)
http://www.xposed.com/media/pictorials/10299/0.jpg
That's more like it :drewl:
SiHarvey
31-05-2005, 11:02 PM
Yeh, she'd do..
So would...
Hahaha
Bo an all that!
31-05-2005, 11:16 PM
Who's that wizz?
whizz
31-05-2005, 11:25 PM
Who's that wizz?
Roberta Accioly :boh:
Bo an all that!
31-05-2005, 11:52 PM
Boh
lets not fuck about here....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/SuperSharp/MissAfghanistan.jpg
eccyda
01-06-2005, 02:34 PM
EVA's amazin
Mr Bugg Spynal
01-06-2005, 10:15 PM
http://ssvideo.deluxepass.com/caps/big1016.jpg
are we getting rude now eh?
Mr Bugg Spynal
01-06-2005, 10:17 PM
me and silvia saint! ( in my hair free days! )
http://ssvideo.deluxepass.com/caps/big1166.jpg
i miss my old job! :agree:
Mr Bugg Spynal
02-06-2005, 10:45 PM
lets not fuck about here....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/SuperSharp/MissAfghanistan.jpg
that is way too fuckin hairy! :agree:
is that a real picture????i have never seen anything like that before,jus put me right off my lunch.....
LOKKO
03-06-2005, 04:54 PM
is that a real picture????i have never seen anything like that before,jus put me right off my lunch.....
yeah thats ste essex's missus! :agree:
ste is a very lucky man!! :agree:
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