a joke that made me laugh !

[Frisk]

An Afghani Diplomat is having lunch with President Bush when he starts to tell the President how much he is enjoying watching American Television.

"My favourite programme is Star Trek, it is a classic series that I always watch with all my sons back home.
Tell me, why are there Russians, Chinese and Black people in Star Trek, yet there are no Arabs?"

"That's because it is set in the Future" The President replied.

[woody]

Originally posted by Amos_Keato
What's got 4 legs and goes "WOOF !" ??




Piper Alpha.


i dont get it...:confused:

[nayf]

piper alpha is the oil rig that went pop in the late eighties i think it was.

[nayf]

nobody from newcastle are they?



teehee

[daze]

Originally posted by Amos_Keato
Spot On Nayf.

Sorry - is that too sick to laugh at ?



nothing is too sick to laugh at :D

[nayf]

not even bernard manning's winnets?

[woody]

Originally posted by nayf
piper alpha is the oil rig that went pop in the late eighties i think it was.

aaah, sorry...:D

[Simon dB]

I always thought it was a cat doused in petrol being thrown on af fire?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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[Simon dB]

I stand corrected, and a little embarrased

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