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daze
19-12-2002, 07:53 PM
Two snowmen are standing in a field.

One says to the other,'Can you smell carrots?'
poi
19-12-2002, 08:53 PM
i dont get it :confused:
Bumfat
19-12-2002, 10:07 PM
Max had to explain it to me!
Aeon
19-12-2002, 10:32 PM
Thats like:

Two parrots sitting on a perch.

One says "can you smell fish?"


Genius.... :p
daze
20-12-2002, 09:49 AM
or

2 nuns in a bath, one says, where's the soap?

the other, yeah it does doesnt it.
RobC
20-12-2002, 10:05 AM
2 fat men in a race,

one ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts
asok
20-12-2002, 10:23 AM
2 goldfish in a tank, one says to the other

any idea how to drive this>?



:slayer:
poi
20-12-2002, 01:53 PM
:confused: :eek: :confused:
woody
20-12-2002, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by _daze_
or

2 nuns in a bath, one says, where's the soap?

the other, yeah it does doesnt it.

i really do not get this :confused: :holmes:
stalag
20-12-2002, 05:18 PM
'where's the soap' = 'wear's the soap'

its implying that nuns are partial to a bit of mutual masturbation in the bath....:mashed: using a bar of soap.
daze
20-12-2002, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by woody
i really do not get this :confused: :holmes:


most people dont - even AFTER i explain it!!!!
woody
21-12-2002, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by _daze_
most people dont - even AFTER i explain it!!!!

no i still dont get it, that explanation made no sense...:confused: :mashed:
daze
21-12-2002, 04:11 PM
if you put a bar of soap in a bath the water will WEAR it down, right?

so the bath "wears the soap"

so one nun says "wheres the soap?" ie the bath does. [wears it]

so the other goes " yeah it does [wear it down]


the first nun isnt actually looking for any soap.


got it??? :confused: :confused:


:D
Aeon
21-12-2002, 05:07 PM
Sorry, but no.

Surely the first Nun is actually looking for some soap, hence her saying "where's the soap?"

And the second Nun, who has the soap that the first is looking for, says "yes it does, doesn't it", because she is using it to have a wank, and has, in a delightful case of mis-understanding, thought the first was saying "wears the soap", vis-a-vis her masturbation.

There. I hope I've cleared up any confusion.
Aeon
21-12-2002, 05:10 PM
I'm not even sure that joke was that funny when I first heard it.


Now...


:bang: :rip:
woody
21-12-2002, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by _daze_
if you put a bar of soap in a bath the water will WEAR it down, right?

so the bath "wears the soap"

so one nun says "wheres the soap?" ie the bath does. [wears it]

so the other goes " yeah it does [wear it down]


the first nun isnt actually looking for any soap.


got it??? :confused: :confused:


:D


i do finally get it now!

sort of ruins it a bit after 3 days though...not quite the same impact :laff:
daze
21-12-2002, 05:15 PM
true.


dunno how that other bloke reads masturbation into it???
woody
21-12-2002, 08:07 PM
i thought it was meant to be masturbation too...:hatpimp:

one track mind...
daze
21-12-2002, 09:59 PM
well i'm not a wanker so...........................................:D
Aeon
22-12-2002, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by _daze_

dunno how that other bloke reads masturbation into it???

Basically, its how it was first explained to me. And I think thats the whole point of them being nuns, and not just two randoms, coz the idea of nuns wanking is funnier.


I don't think any joke needs this much discussion, though.
daze
22-12-2002, 01:29 PM
wanking nuns....................hhhmmmmmmm


mrs daze bought me a rubber squeaky one once.

:mygod:
Bumfat
22-12-2002, 07:34 PM
a rubber squeaky wanking nun?
you get different shops in Manchester....
RobC
23-12-2002, 09:25 AM
I really cannot believe this has broken out into a full-blown discussion!

:laff: