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Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:02 PM
Here you go Heat.....another old e-mail
Participants in this one are me (Dan) the bloke I mentioned earlier (Ant) & Ants' brother (Doc).....and Louise.
Main reason for posting this one is that if U can be bothered to read it.....you'll notice..after a fair bit of heckling.......Louise actually admits she sucks (or has sucked) balls !!
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:02 PM
I'm just placing an order for "Hot Joint Paste"
Anyone ?....Anyone ?
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:03 PM
Ace, get me some.
A hot joint would go down really nice at the moment.
Looks like Doc had too much at last night works meal, he was still in bed when I went to work.
I'm not too sure, but I think this mail has my new address on it.
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:03 PM
made it in for 10.10.........
feel a bit wasted.....white wine and me aint friends no more.
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:04 PM
Dan, forgot to tell you - do us a favour sometime and burn those pictures for me. Can't be bothered keeping intouch with Ian cos is so one sided so it's no point keeping them for him. Enjoy!!! (oh, any with me on, please dispose of nicely - they don't need to go through such a horrible death although they are pretty terrible!!)
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:05 PM
Ian's turning out to be a bit of an arsehole isn't he !?
He probably can't handle the guilt of talking to you and keeping it secret from curly.
How old is he ?......What a faggot.
The pictures will be hung, drawn and quartered until they are dead, dead, dead.
I'll probably do something arty with yours, like cut your face out, glue it over some grizzly picture of some fat bird doing a horse - and then distribute it worldwide via the net.
If that's allright by you ?
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:06 PM
can you not do that with Ian and Curly's face instead. You could put mine on some big boobed, deep tanned sex goddess body and fool the world - that'd be much nicer!
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:07 PM
If you 'aint gonna be sucking my balls I'd rather not risk fantasising about you.
It would only lead to unneccessary tension.
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:08 PM
No response to that one Lou ?
It looks like you really don't like all this talk of ball sucking...........
So I'm gonna talk about it a lot more.
I'm surprised by your reaction - I thought it was standard practise - I thought all girls did it.
I must have just been lucky so far.
So haven't you ever done it ?
Didn't you like it ?
How did it make you feel ?
Cheap ?
Used ?
Dirty ?
All of the above I bet....but very naughty and excited at the same time.
Wierd feeling isn't it - doing something you think you shouldn't really be doing.
Just like outdoor sex.....the potential humiliation of being seen - the risk of someone finding out, just makes it all the more intense doesn't it ?
WELL DOESN'T IT ?
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:08 PM
Advertisement. (Scene young girl gets home from school.)
girl - "Whats for tea Dad."
Dad - "Well love since your Mum's dead I thought tonight we'd try something different." (Pops his pant's)
girl - "Mmmm,mmmm. Hairy wrinkle sack,"
Presenters gravelly pederass voice.
"Ghirls just lhove the taste."
"Huuuuurrrggghhh!"
"Now with added salty mansauce."
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:09 PM
I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA BE SICK THIS TIME
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:10 PM
All due respect to Ant there for getting the reaction I was so desperately trying for.
I take my hat off to you Sir.
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:11 PM
Not bothered about talking about it, not even denying about doing it.... but how can I comment without being nasty about sucking yours!!!! you're a mate for gods sake, sorry but i'd rather not talk about that one!!
On the other hand, outdoor sex cannot be beaten!!
Oh, here's something else to laff at how boring curly was... finally got rid of Ian for a few hours and he turned me down an offer of 'it' on the balcony in Magaluf!! I mean... i didn't think fellas ever turned it down??!! Obviously too exciting for him!!
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:12 PM
Laura is my friend too, doesn't stop her from being welcome to suck my balls.
Allegedly she'll do it.....if I tattoo her ass.....(long story).
Just class it as a friendly favour and stop being such a baby.
Indeed outdoor sex cannot be beaten - especially when you've got access to an outdoor pool like I have.
Ahh Haahhhh - Curly always did give it the Big'un - Mr Been There Done That.
Nice to know that when the offer was there he acted like a complete whimpering fucking choirboy.
Giving him a bit of a break though - he was never gonna turn out to be a proper man with an older brother like Paul.
Well I've gotta say I'm enjoying todays mails - everyone's minds in the gutter - marvellous.
Obviously too much for Doc though - bet he's off giving it some proper second knuckle business in the lavs.
I don't think I've ever had so many opportunities before to repeat the words "suck my balls"
Suck My Balls.
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:13 PM
GO ON - SAY IT AGAIN!!
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:13 PM
Suck My Balls.
Is that the end?
I've just watched the whole saga unfold post by post!
Is Louise going to be bothered about her ball-sucking antics being splashed on the web?
Who is this Ian guy anyway - what's he doing turning down a ball-sucking on a balcony?
And more importantly, who's going to suck MY balls? :D
Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:26 PM
There is more - but Doc gets involved and it quickly degenerates into a slanging match brought on by Docs' request to shit in Louises' mouth.
Ian is an ex mate of mine & Louises.
Curly is Louises ex boyfriend (so named because he looks like Curly Watts off coronation street)
Is Louise going to be bothered ?....I couldn't care less.
She didn't suck my balls :D
No disrespect monsiuer keato, but do we need to have these e-mails on the board? Maybe if heat wants to read em you could just mail it straight to him instead...?
Not really arsed just a thought.
I really dont understand whats going on here.
Asok - point taken.
Amos - PM to follow...
Just was quite funny last night. Perhaps Amos regrets laying his friends lives bare on the internet in the harsh light of the morning :)
Amos_Keato
12-02-2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by heat
Perhaps Amos regrets laying his friends lives bare on the internet in the harsh light of the morning :)
Nahhh - no-one knows who any of the people involved are.
I thought this might amuse, or help somebody somewhere kill some time at the office.
Thought there might possibly be a problem about me boosting my post count with this - but only halfway through when Adam messaged me "One post per e-mail ??"
Looks like it went down like a lead balloon anyway.
Delete if you wish, Moderator people.
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