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Amos_Keato
11-02-2003, 10:40 PM
Amos & Ant & Doc again....this one's inspired by / ripped off www.framleyexaminer.co.uk (The Classifieds Section).......


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FOR SALE

V.D.

Unwanted Gift. £2.

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Shoes Sold While-U-Wait

I will sell your shoes while you wait.

Micky Smith 07767 820499

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WANTED

Menacing Sneer - will accept Threatening Glare
but maximum intimidation needed.

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WANTED

Race.

Ready.....Set.....Gooooooooooooooooo

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FOR SALE

8' x 8' Oil Painting of Larry Hagman

He's no oil painting, hence £ 2.30

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Sick of answering questions ?

Call 0374 907 898....no questions asked

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SPOONS SPOONS SPOONS

I've got loads of spoons. Buy some, 02803 671 329

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PICK UP THE GUN !

0800 BANG.

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FOR SALE

Snake Ball(TM)

Don't keep your snake locked up,
let him roll free in new Snake Ball.
Sizes currently available are Boa, Python, Rat Snake and Cobra.

Look out for the next exciting product from Pet Zone.......Fish Wheel

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ad_rewind
12-02-2003, 06:31 PM
Amos me lad ... you really need to stop takin them mind-altering substances yknow! :laff:

Amos_Keato
12-02-2003, 07:31 PM
As soon as you stop offering my friend :D

ad_rewind
12-02-2003, 07:33 PM
Bugger ... I walked right into that one ... :clap: