Orange Alert Sirens to blow 24hrs a day in major US cities!

[poi]

Lets hope that they never have to go to red alert eh?

http://www.theonion.com/onion3907/orange_alert_sirens.html

:lol:

[Simon dB]

The Onion is class. Is there anything else that comes close to satirical perfection out there? I think not, although http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk comes a close second (Try and find the news article about the suicide boming world championships)

:guitar: :lol: :haha: :lol: :guitar: