View Full Version : Stupidest Telling Off ?
Amos_Keato
05-03-2003, 07:02 PM
What's the stupidest thing you've ever been told off for (or caught doing) ??
Haven't got time to think this through properly but I just re-read the worst job post and remembered that whilst doing that customer service job,,,,I got a verbal warning for being "Too Scouse"
As if I had become more scouse between the time I got interviewed and the time they offered me the job:confused:
DJ Satis
06-03-2003, 02:29 PM
a head chef at a restaraunt i used to work at hated me purely coz i supported everton. he barely said a word to me the whole time i worked there apart from "get me a tomato" or something he couldn't be arsed in doing... :burn:
@ my work it is compulsery to hold the hand rail whilst going up and down stairs.
They are so hell bent on safety that if you are seen not holding the handrail you can get a verbel warning and a have to site on the safety committe for a month.
Whats worse is that I was holdin both hand rails and was walkin' at a pace down the stairs and got told off for . . . .wait for it . . .
"Walking with a spring in my step"
Workshed
06-03-2003, 03:05 PM
I was caught wanking at the back of the class last week and they threatend to kick me out of uni
Workshed
06-03-2003, 03:06 PM
This is all slander, Gav is a big gay sailor who pays for bum love with children under the age of three!
Djxample
06-03-2003, 03:09 PM
:lol:
Al the workshed loves...
I have also heard that Workshed likes to go to "Work" on Elton
woody
06-03-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Amos_Keato
I got a verbal warning for being "Too Scouse"
that's fair enough though eh? :finger:
Amos_Keato
06-03-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by woody
that's fair enough though eh? :finger:
:lol:
What I meant tho - was, it's not like they didn't know how I talk when they interviewed me.
So why employ me and then tell me I'm too scouse ?
I'm hardly scouse anyway - and the person giving me the verbal warning had a broad "manchestoh" accent.
Once got a right bollocking for removing my tie when I was moving office in the height of summer (carrying desks, PC's & cabinets up 2 flights of stairs in a building with no air-con)
It went like this......
Managing Director "OIIIIIII....STANDARDS!!!!"
Me "Sorry ?"
MD "When you work in an office - you maintain certain standards...one of those standards is wearing a tie."
Me "I'm lifting stuff...and it's boiling."
MD "No matter.....get your tie on."
Me "Are you serious ?"
MD "DEADLY......GET YOUR TIE ON."
This particular waste of a life, is known as Mike Taylor (but he insists all his staff call him Tommy!?) - He was M.D. of a company called Initial Packaging in Widnes (probably still is, but I'm not there anymore)
If anyone sees him.....please hurt him as badly as possible.
If anyone knows of any way of fucking him up....please do it.
Anyway.....I don't think I can beat Sols' telling off for walking with a spring in his step - hahah !
Amos_Keato
06-03-2003, 07:29 PM
A more cheerful one after all that darkness,,,,
At primary school, I got a letter sent to my parents for "Repeatedly bringing livestock onto school premises"
"Repeatedly bringing livestock onto school premises"
well being from fenland...thats just the girls in the class.
i think mine was for using too many "big words".
IN AN ENGLISH CLASS!
AntiX
06-03-2003, 07:52 PM
I was down in Stockport buying some clothes a few years ago and as i was walking along i realised i needed a slash. Luckily, they have public toilets in the precinct so i rushed in to relieve myself. As i was pissing i let out an emmense fart which rumbled around the room. The next thing i know, some guy starts shouting at me 'HOW DISGUSTING, THAT WAS COMPLETEY UNNECESSARY, HOW DARE YOU..blah blah blah.
I mean come on, what the hell are bogs for??
ad_rewind
06-03-2003, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Amos_Keato
At primary school, I got a letter sent to my parents for "Repeatedly bringing livestock onto school premises"
Look Amos, when ya mam says "It's cold out today - Take a woolly jumper with you", she doesn't mean your pet sheep ...
:D :clap: :D
Amos_Keato
06-03-2003, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by AntiX
I mean come on, what the hell are bogs for??
Reminds me of another one that does !...........
In a place I used to work in Skem.....I was told off for smoking in the bogs (even tho it wasn't no smoking.)
I was told "We have deemed it to be anti-social"
erm.........compared to the smell of shite ?
Amos_Keato
06-03-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Ådam
Look Amos, when ya mam says "It's cold out today - Take a woolly jumper with you", she doesn't mean your pet sheep ...
:D :clap: :D
Maggots & Woodlice mate.... used to take 'em in for races at break :D
woody
06-03-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Amos_Keato
This particular waste of a life, is known as Mike Taylor (but he insists all his staff call him Tommy!?) - He was M.D. of a company called Initial Packaging in Widnes (probably still is, but I'm not there anymore)
If anyone sees him.....please hurt him as badly as possible.
If anyone knows of any way of fucking him up....please do it.
Anyway.....I don't think I can beat Sols' telling off for walking with a spring in his step - hahah !
shame mate, if you had asked me last week, i could have got his home address for you...missed your window :D
Amos_Keato
06-03-2003, 08:55 PM
I'm probably better off without it. Know what I mean ?
Maybe one day, if I win the lottery or something - I'll pay to have him skinned while I watch.
Until then, I'll carry on trying to forget I ever knew the little bastard.
AntiX
06-03-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by Amos_Keato
In a place I used to work in Skem.....I was told off for smoking in the bogs (even tho it wasn't no smoking.)
I was told "We have deemed it to be anti-social"
erm.........compared to the smell of shite ?
:laff:HA:laff:HA:laff:HA:laff:
Nice one Amos, i almost choked on my Quavers when i read that!
Amos_Keato
06-03-2003, 09:08 PM
Truly !
Couldn't believe he said it, Phil Bell his name was.....another ex boss I'd like to run over.
The only job I've ever been fired from.....reason given =
"Frequent failure to turn up for work without any offer of a plausible explanation."
They gave me that in writing.....like I was gonna frame it or something ?
cbobt
06-03-2003, 09:26 PM
Throwing pizza at my flat mate...Who then told the rozzers and I got a caution for common assault and 3 years 'probation' at uni.
Fucking joke and I didnt think it was that common to get a caution for common assault. Maybe a warning for hygiene!!!!
:nene:
Maggots & Woodlice mate.... used to take 'em in for races at break
Amos man - surely the woodlice are going to win every time! :p
This actually raises another question - why did you have supplies of maggot and woodlice!?!
Amos_Keato
07-03-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by heat
Amos man - surely the woodlice are going to win every time! :p
This actually raises another question - why did you have supplies of maggot and woodlice!?!
Oh I kept it fair matey....woodlice against woodlice, maggots against maggots :D
The reason for the supplies.....Been into fishing since I was 6....used to have my own maggot fridge in the shed (cool ones live a lot longer) & the woodlice came from the wood from the same shed & under stones & stuff.
It didn't seem that wierd at the time really.
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