Lyrics needed!!!

[Theos]

i need some lyrics for my new tune....as im shit at writing stuff ill see who on the forum can rustle some up...

so can anyone put pen to paper and pm me some, heres the details....

...tunes called 'four seasons'

i need a verse for each season

some sort of chorus

keep it short - the vocals will be an introduction to each of the seasons, so only a few bars per verse.

the lyrics will be done by a classically trained vocalist so bear in mind the vocal range and style.

and lyrics submited i have the right to edit.

best lyrics will be put in the tune.....

'DISCLAIMER'

1. if you think the tunes shit its tuff luck the lyrics will still be used.

2. i can edit what the fuck i like cause im the boss

3. theres no saying when the tune is finished so dont bother me with trivial curiosities

4. if by sheer luck the tune gets any recognition and money is involved (yeh right) ill sort you out - 'two wham bars a caramac and a bowl of me mums lob scouse'

5. you complain about the quality of the scouse and youve got alot of people to answer to (i have a big family and alot of my mates know the quality exceeds that of there own mums and will take no shit if the name of Maggies godly scouse is used in vain )

yes yes yes........:D

[Theos]

.......................or just post the lyrics on here (so we can have a laff) ----- but you forfeit the right to the scouse........................

[Bumfat]

summer..yeah yeah its hot
winter....oh no its cold
autumn..its sort of inbetween

[dj rich]

spring?..... boing!

[DjFurness]

oh how i hate the winter
so cold and dark and shite
its fuckin twattin freezin
and yer only get 8 hours of light

spring comes along straight after
and it gets a little better
the flowers sprout and yer start to stay out
and its a lot less cunting wetter

its summer and its not a bummer
its the fucking best time of the year!
full of parks & footy & doobies
and shitloads of nice ice cold beer

then its autumn time thats for the conkers
the americans call it 'the fall'
leaves fall off the trees & theres quite a warm breeze
and its the start of the fucking football!!!

lennon and mccartney aint got shit on me:guitar:

[poi]

Furness, i bet you're largely responsible for us getting turned down from the Google AdSense program due to "excessive profanity in your forums"
Fuckin class that mate! :lol:

[Theos]

ummmmm, what do points 4 and 5 refer to

1. lob scouse!?!

like hotpot but without the crust.....

2. a caramac!?!

its choclate that takes a bit caramelly......

3. a wham bar!?!

its a sugar based chew bar with little coloured sugary bits in........

4. money!?!

its bits of paper and metal that we use as a currency (see below) we exchange them for goods and services

5. currency!?!

a physical commodity in general use in a country

6. physical!?!

what ill do if you slag off 1,2 or 3

:D

[Theos]

............apart from Furness has anyone else got any astounding lyrics..........:hmm:

[Bumfat]

Theos, myself and dj rich have come up with the basis of what is a certain chart success
pop sensibilities!
finger on the pulse!
cutting edge!

[Theos]

....and ?

[DJ-DS]

if i was simon cowel id wright you a hit
then go to pete watermens for a big smelly shit

time is money
is harry hill funny?
does he make you laugh
with a neck like a girrafe


Lacoste
...................
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some one call steve irwin ,
the crocodile hunter
he'll sort em out
just give him a shout



the big issue
......................
buy the big issue help the homeless
its only a quid so giv em a bonuss
give em one fifty to help em along
or give them 2 quid if they look like a mong
2 hours pass he,s now got a score
so its off to the phone box to get high once more.
DS 2004©

[Theos]

.....you will pay for your comments Mr protacol.............

[woody]

Originally posted by poi
Furness, i bet you're largely responsible for us getting turned down from the Google AdSense program due to "excessive profanity in your forums"


:laff:

fantastic

[nw_junglist]

Dame, You know wer i am, this is sumthin you want,so ring ME bitch:jumpup: And at the same time you can sort me that mix cd:agree:

[Theos]

well mate everytime i ring you let your phone go to the answer machine and when i ring your home your never in....

.....in fact when was the last time you gave me a ring??

mmmmnnn

....exactly!

[nw_junglist]

Wen i try to ring you, you do the same, as i say, this is somethin you want done, just give me a text to see if i'm about, i've not had any missed calls off ya recently......... I'd be happy to help put some lyrics to ur tune, in fact, ive been writin shit for it, so give me a bell.